The Third of the Terrible
Trinity: The Statue of Liberty
I love New York City …the
architecture and the noise; the energy; the intersection of so many different
kinds of people and cultures. I love the
theatre district and Central Park ; I like the Hudson
River and Soho ; I love just wandering around
China Town
getting lost for hours in the maze of narrow streets and alleys. And I have always loved the Statue of
Liberty. Since I first saw it at age 12
I have been mesmerized by its majestic presence at the southern tip of Manhattan .
A gift from the French to the U.S.
in celebration of our victory for independence from the British, it is the
landmark I always look for as my plane is approaching La Guardia. I’ve visited the Statue five or six times, and
am proud to say that I have climbed to the top to look out through Lady Liberty’s
crown. And even though post 9-11 has put
an end to visiting Liberty Island , I still like to take
the ferry to Ellis Island just so I can cruise past her.
Despite my love for the Statue of Liberty I was completely
ignorant that lurking somewhere out there in the world of “physical fitness for
the insane,” there existed an exercise by the same name: the Statue of Liberty. It has quickly become one of my least
favorite exercises and it comprises the third component of the “Terrible
Trinity.”
Basically, the Statue of Liberty demands that you begin by
holding a weight in your right arm ABOVE your head. Apparently the “above your head” portion of
this exercise is critical as Ryan screams, “Arms up! Arms up!” over and over as
we struggle to maintain form and composure.
From the standing position you are to move to a sitting position. Note:
there is no chair J That would be too simple. Nope, you have to go from a standing Statue
of Liberty pose, (although I’m pretty sure her lamp weighs a lot less than the
weight in my trembling right arm seems to weigh) to a sitting on the floor move…oh,
and did I mention you need to keep the arm with the weight in it above your
head (insert sound of Ryan screaming, “Keep your arm up over your head! Keep that arm up!). Then, with the weight STILL in your right arm
you lay back and extend your arm, yep, that very one with that very weight,
over your head.
Now, if the exercise ended here I might be able to endure
it. But no…you have to sit up from that “but
I just got as comfortable as humanly possible here on the floor with a weight
extended over my head," to a STANDING position once again…and guess what…YES…you
keep the weight in your arm which is extended…you got it…ABOVE YOUR HEAD. From that point you MOVE
the weight from your right arm to the left arm and repeat the whole process,
including the part about the WEIGHT ABOVE YOUR HEAD. You do this over and over again until a) Ryan
tells you to stop, b) you can’t move at all or c) your dead.
I pretty much have been scoring a consistent B on this
exercise. It hurts just about every
muscle I possess. I shouldn’t be
surprised…it’s designed to use pretty much every muscle I possess!
The experts sing the praises of the Statue of Liberty as “complete” core exercise.
These same experts agree that to have a strong core, you have to do strong core exercises. It's not enough to just do ab crunches and sit ups. Hmmm…that sucks…I don’t mind ab crunches and sit ups as much as I do the Statue of Liberty. The experts sing the praises of the Statue of Liberty as “complete” core exercise.
Oh no…to build a strong core you need to exercise a variety
of muscles from your hips to your shoulders. Most people think of the core as a
nice six-pack, or strong, toned abs, but the truth is that the abdominal
muscles are a very small part of the core. The core consists of many different
muscles that stabilize the spine and pelvis, and run the entire length of the
torso. Benefits of "Good Core Strength" include the following:
1. Strong Core Muscles Make it Possible to Stand
Upright and Move on Two Feet
Hmmm…prior to doing this particular core exercise I WAS ABLE
to stand upright and move on two feet. It’s
after doing them that I seem to have the problem. My immediate impulse after I drop the weight
I’ve been holding ABOVE MY HEAD for at LEAST 5 minutes is to keel over at the
waist and stagger towards my water bottle.
2. A Strong Core
Distributes the Stresses of Weight-bearing
While that may be true, the core strengthening exercises we do at NLXF CREATE stress for me; it’s
stressful to have Ryan yelling at you to keep your weighted arm above
your head when every fiber of your body wants to lower that very weight…onto
his head!
3. A Strong Core
Reduces Back Pain
Abdominals get all the credit for protecting the back when in fact, it is weak and unbalanced core muscles are linked to low back pain. Balanced core muscles help maintain appropriate posture and reduce strain on the spine, thereby reducing back pain.
Abdominals get all the credit for protecting the back when in fact, it is weak and unbalanced core muscles are linked to low back pain. Balanced core muscles help maintain appropriate posture and reduce strain on the spine, thereby reducing back pain.
Note that nothing in the above statement talks about the “new
pain” the Statue of Liberty does generate in ones abs, glutes, quads, shoulders
and arms (yep, the very ones holding the weight ABOVE your head.
4. A Strong Core
Improves Athletic Performance
All powerful movements originate from the center of the body out, and never from the limbs alone.
All powerful movements originate from the center of the body out, and never from the limbs alone.
I don’t want to be powerful…I don’t want to be athletic…I
just want to look good in my clothes AND be
able to move my arms like a NORMAL person after I’m done working out, as
opposed to a …oh I don’t know…stubby-armed Tyrannosaurus.
End Note: You should be able to breathe evenly while
doing the Statue of Liberty. Good luck
with that!